Internet terms for elderly Asians

found this in newspaper....


nothing to write....


hope this can entertain u people^^




Hard Drive=Going all the way to town on a bullock cart



Desktop icon=Buddha statue



Laptop=portions of ur trousers stained by soup spills...etc



RAM=dangerous sheep with horns



Web=Thing made by a spider



World Wide Web=Thing made by a REALLY BIG spider



Floppy disk=cause of pain in ur lower back



Debugging=the once-a-year cleaning of kitchen



Mac=strange,round western sandwich,too big to fit in mouth



Downtime=sleeping under a tree



Barcode=always go outside to vomit



ROM=city of europe where Pope lives